doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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