Don't you send me to vm
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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