she was so not down for the gang bang
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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