Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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