i jhust puked up my retainher.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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