Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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