She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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