ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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