well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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