Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
dude. I can hear the air.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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