it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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