i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I'm really busy with my period
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