My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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