Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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