After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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