What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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