I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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