You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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