It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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