too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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