oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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