everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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