so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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