Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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