Whod you bang
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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