I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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