susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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