Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Randomize
