dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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