Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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