How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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