I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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