What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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