lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
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