Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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