We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
one might say we're banned from that church
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
