Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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