operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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