dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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