i just had sex bonerless
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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