His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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