I'm jealous of your bromance
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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