I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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