our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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