i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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