I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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