i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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