: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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