apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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