Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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