i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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