She said her name was "party"
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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