Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
i out mim tonsoeep
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