People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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